yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
i’m confused do I kill him or what
(Source: carriesfirstperiod, via thebootyduty)
girl/boy: *diagnosed with anorexia*
everyone: kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as bulimic*
everyone: cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
girl/boy: *diagnosed as a binge eater*
everyone: chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
everyone: people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
girl/boy: *self harms*
everyone: lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
girl/boy: *has anxiety*
everyone: stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
girl/boy: yep that fixed everything thanks
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
Ellen DeGeneres hosting the 79th Academy Awards
OH MY FUCKING GOD, I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL THE DAMN OSCARS SOMEONE COME HELP ME.
(Source: coconutmilk83, via laugh-addict)